Breaking News: Todak Wins CE!

27th Jan 2013, 0000hrs- It looks like a Todaks victory but results are not yet official untill called by Returning Officer Terence Toh

0008hrs- No Sight of  RO TT

0015hrs.- Todaks Wins! CE results has just been called by Returning Officer Terence Toh.

0016hrs.- The Mighty Todak is seen punching its fin in the air. "The Club Voters have spoken! We too accept this victory humbly and graciously. We will not rub it in anybody's faces. On the behalf of my campaign managers I thank all the voters!"

0017hrs- "I have listened to the voters, and my first job would be to undergo a makeover. Apparently I've been described as looking like a dried fish, a kite & a flying dolphin. I guarantee that I will look better and sharper."

0019hrs-"I would like to thank Jazreel Tan for her efforts in promoting Todaks. Her "vote Todak or repent" has obviously brought the masses over. Well that and the GST credits"

Polling Day

Its Polling Day and campaigning has stopped. We take a look at the list of candidates...

The Fighting Quokkas

Cutest Roadkill Award

Virtus

(Latin Word with Multiple Meanings-Excellence, Character, Worth & Courage)

The Invading Todaks

Remembering the Fallen
The Tanjong Pagar Massacre(Pre 1819)

Roaring Merlions

Singapore Tourism Board's Fictional Creation(1972)

and finally

Legendary Touch Football Club

A word constantly used by Neil Patrick Harris to describe an extraordinary event/situation in How I Met Your Mother.

Todak joins multi-cornered fight in CE(Club Election)

Singapore- The Mighty Todak(swordfish) this morning has submitted its name in the running for representation for a new combined club featuring players from both blacks and 6-pack.

The election already crowded with potential names such as Pahlawan(warrior hero), Virtus, Vortex, Quokka and !Uno will now see a multi-cornered, no holds barred battle for representation.

When asked why it decided to stand in this election, the androgynous Todak said "From my understanding, it was going to be a two-horse race between the foreign names of Virtus and Quokka. I believe that I identify better with a 95% local clubside"

"We, Todaks have a chequered history in Singapore. We've had extreme battles with the humans of this land with both sides taking many losses. It ended through an extensive banana tree campaign. Although many of us became 'Ikan Kering', there was a new found respect for the victors among the few of us left. We even sympathised when the boy responsible for the mass murders was killed in Bukit Merah. These days our ferocity is matched only by our friendliness."

The competition goes on forever, but the party never ends.

"Celebrate we will, because life is short but sweet for certain."

23rd June 2012

5.30pm

Pool Party + Court Session + Dinner

Friends of 6-pack are welcome.

RSVP required.

Summer Touch League 2012 Wrap-up by Bryan O'Connor

Dear Team Manager,

Thank you for your efforts throughout the league in keeping your team up to date with all the information and maintaining the enthusiasm levels.

Saturday ended up a fun day – results were registered in all categories.

Congratulations to our winning teams: -

·        Women B - Centaurs

·        Women A - Blacks

·        Men A - Six Pack

·        Men B – Bro’town Cavaliers

·        Men C – Everest Oiltech

·        Mixed – Monsoon Raiders

More information will follow on the one game refund that is due to a number of teams and will keep everyone up to date on any up-coming social games, events and the next league. Keep an eye on www.touchsingapore.org

All the best to the teams that are touring to KL this weekend to participate in the Asian Club Championships.

Cheers!

Regards,

Bryan O’Connor

Director

www.touchsingapore.org

After a 6 year drought, we are once again

CHAMPIONS!

A Blog post closing the season will be coming up very soon.

Fantasy Fridays

Hello Stranger. 

Yes, its us, your absent friendly neighbourhood Fantasy Fridays crew returning with a Sure Huat Tipping Article. Now recently, Turf City or Turd City-as Leander likes to call it- has been plagued with a series of unfortunate, unpredictable catastrophes resulting in many a postponment.

We here at Fantasy 6-pack would love to provide you, the non-paying readers with well-informed tips on tmr's games, but frankly the unexpected ponding has thrown the formbook out of the window, meaning any predictions I make, can be almost certainly considered to be baseless and highly biased. Yes I can never be objective.

However here are some facts for Saturday.

1) Its going to be cloudy for the most part of the day. No drop of water other than from the sprinklers, spilled water from bottles, our sweat and some spit from the rather uncouth ones shall hit the ground. 

 Adam and Sheemah

 2) Adam Chan is taking over video duties with a volunteer. Additionally he will be making an alternative commentary, so  do not distract him. Oh.. can someone volunteer to commentate with Chan? Applicants have to be someone of the fairer sex, who isn't attached and who falls in the age group of 18-28 and yes you must be bilingual in English and some other language besides Malay(cause Adam speaks this adequately).

 NSF caught- "Just Taking a Peek"

2)After coming back from Indonesia, Bobby had diarrhoea last week, it is not known whether he has been cured of this illness. He might not last for 2 games. We've heard of the "Lontong" special, lets not be too close when the Gado-Gado Special starts dripping down his leg.

3)Caleb Ong is done with his exams. Perhaps he will play with a smile on his face. Perhaps.

YUM

No photo Needed

4)Yum will perform his signature move, the 5m thunderbolt, causing a teamate to knock the ball forward. Thus recapturing the dick of the day.

5) I will execute a successful pass thru my legs. Thus winning play of the day.

Fantasy 6-pack is also taking side bets on Joshua getting sent off in this round. Do not hesitate to speak to me personally Tmr.

“There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.”