A case of "If you can't join 'em, beat 'em" ?

Kevin Loo has just defected to Monsoon.

I repeat.

Kevin Loo making it to Monsoon's A-list

 Kevin Loo has just defected to Monsoon.


Yum Hwa: "Oh the betrayal! He's the reason why I started going to the gym."
Adam Chan: "Damn, I wouldn't be the heaviest in the team with him around"

We thought he'd never play for another team.

A pioneer in Sixpack, Kevin Loo's colourful character, loud hairstyles and short temperament, trailblazed a path which many did not take. Having hung up his boots a month before 6-pack's winning season, Loo has spent years languishing in the wilderness of touch football's lowest tier- The Rugby Training warm-ups. Once deciding that he had enough, he first texted his interest to the powers that be, seeking a lifeline back into the STL.

This is how the text conversation went.

"A little far". Not something the powers that be, want to hear from prospective 6-packians. Nonetheless, according to reliable sources(who wish to remain anonymous) in the Monsoon setup, a gleeful Kevin Loo has secured a Free Transfer to the Monsoon Dragons who incidentally hold their trainings, a little further away in eastern part of Singapore. Yes, damn! that traffic around Singapore Polytechnic can get really terrible.

We'll see you soon mate.

=)

Baby Blue Mondays

What a weekend! 16 tries, new fans, an error strewn game with just two really outstanding performances and a couple of correctly guessed tips from Sure Huat Teo. The start of the week is here, and we know you're not looking ahead to the rest of the working week but looking past towards the weekend when you'll be able to finally catch your 6-pack stars in action again.

New Fans

Now stats means nothing to a blog if fans and friends don't turn up. But turn up you did. With a quick glance moments before the game, yours truly noticed that there was a sizeable assembly around the field. Whats more pleasant, the turnout resembled nothing like the sausage festivales hosted at the other pitchs.

*We'll soon have a person with a camera taking candid shots of friends and fans in our following games.

Errors

Which might be the cause of the numerous errors made in the game. 11 in total. Promising so much and delivering so little in terms of entertainment value might seem like a page ripped out of Gideon's private life. And surely men who are overly eager to please and displaying a little naivety without the good sense to slowing it down will finish disappointingly. Isn't the game more enjoyable if you relaxed and exhibited some skills. Come on Fellas, do the ladies a favour.

Playa of the Day

Playa of the day would have been a difficult choice, if not for a single shining performance which stood out. Muhdy.

Muhdy- These Stats don't lie, showing good temprement & performing brilliantly last weekend

Player Stats

Name: Muhdy

Height: Short

Weight: 55 kg

Round 3 Fantasy Points: 81

Total Fantasy Points: 151

Favourite Quotes: "It was the shampoo!!man!", "Yum overshot into my cubicle!"

Aliases: Muhdy KJ, Muhammad, Muhdy F*cker

Interesting Fun Facts: Tried to pay his STL 2012 Fees using Ringgit, but placed his 10RM on the top of the pile.

Muhdy F*cker, deceptive both on and off the pitch, almost conning Terence Toh

Living up to his potential, the young middle was simply a defensive rock making 16 touches, forcing 2 turnovers while being the most potent in attack, 16 runs, 5 of which was either scored or created by the dimunitive center.

Interestingly, Muhdy has performed better than his eager teamates when in front of an expectant crowd. Therefore we can safely conclude that either

The Bedroom Scene is one that is rarely captured in 6-pack, Muhdy taking his time, his charms proving too irresistable for girl with horns.

a) Muhdy is a ladies man and knows how to tantalise and entertain

Awesome Foursome-A very suspicious photo, notice how Muhdy's and Taufiq's faces are almost touching.

b) Muhdy is disinterested in the Ladies which might explain that white substance on his back outside the showers or

Muhdy, displaying skills worthy of his billing.

c) Muhdy's a pure professional who thrives infront of an expectant crowd.

You decide.

Fantasy Friday- Weekly Digest

Thank God for Fantasy Fridays!!! On fridays, we bring you the latest news about players, their girlfriends, their injuries, their girlfriend's injuries, availability and all the latest touch football celebrity gossip! We begin this day of all days with some troubling news. Are there cracks appearing at the apex of the 6-pack molehill?

 Source: www.facebook.com


About a day ago, the powers that be, came down hard on this poor and fragile writer, demanding that I use a hyphen-also called dash to those who aren't familiar-when using the term 6-pack. Now whether or not, the omission of a hyphen constitutes a telling off with numerous exclaimation marks and the word 'blardee' which one can safely interpret as 'bloody', its hard to say. Displaying the autocratic leadership, the powers that be immediately shut Lee Yum Hwa down when he jumped in to protect this author's creative independence. Now while everyone including myself enjoys watching an old school bollocking of Lee, I'm afraid to say that Yum's question is a fair one and that 6-pack will still be pronounced as 6-pack no matter the hyphen and that Yum Wa just doesn't sound right.

Cross your ts, dot your Is, and dash your hyphens!

Surely, we have matured and moved beyond the hyphen and isn't it true that the hyphen is just an elevated and poorer cousin to the Underscore which is the preferred choice of the present?

Now We here at Fantasy Fridays offer you, the reader, the chance to get creative with our name. Can you come up with a design/name that will still be pronounced as 6-pack and yet be suitable  for this day and age?
Please put your suggestions in the chatbox located at the right. The winner will be treated to a fine lunch @ Yum's house. I'm taking 6^pack, get your own.