Friday, May 11, 2012

Fantasy Fridays

Hello Stranger. 

Yes, its us, your absent friendly neighbourhood Fantasy Fridays crew returning with a Sure Huat Tipping Article. Now recently, Turf City or Turd City-as Leander likes to call it- has been plagued with a series of unfortunate, unpredictable catastrophes resulting in many a postponment.

We here at Fantasy 6-pack would love to provide you, the non-paying readers with well-informed tips on tmr's games, but frankly the unexpected ponding has thrown the formbook out of the window, meaning any predictions I make, can be almost certainly considered to be baseless and highly biased. Yes I can never be objective.

However here are some facts for Saturday.

1) Its going to be cloudy for the most part of the day. No drop of water other than from the sprinklers, spilled water from bottles, our sweat and some spit from the rather uncouth ones shall hit the ground. 

 Adam and Sheemah

 2) Adam Chan is taking over video duties with a volunteer. Additionally he will be making an alternative commentary, so  do not distract him. Oh.. can someone volunteer to commentate with Chan? Applicants have to be someone of the fairer sex, who isn't attached and who falls in the age group of 18-28 and yes you must be bilingual in English and some other language besides Malay(cause Adam speaks this adequately).

 NSF caught- "Just Taking a Peek"

2)After coming back from Indonesia, Bobby had diarrhoea last week, it is not known whether he has been cured of this illness. He might not last for 2 games. We've heard of the "Lontong" special, lets not be too close when the Gado-Gado Special starts dripping down his leg.

3)Caleb Ong is done with his exams. Perhaps he will play with a smile on his face. Perhaps.

YUM
No photo Needed
4)Yum will perform his signature move, the 5m thunderbolt, causing a teamate to knock the ball forward. Thus recapturing the dick of the day.

5) I will execute a successful pass thru my legs. Thus winning play of the day.

Fantasy 6-pack is also taking side bets on Joshua getting sent off in this round. Do not hesitate to speak to me personally Tmr.