The competition goes on forever, but the party never ends.

"Celebrate we will, because life is short but sweet for certain."

23rd June 2012

5.30pm

Pool Party + Court Session + Dinner

Friends of 6-pack are welcome.

RSVP required.

Summer Touch League 2012 Wrap-up by Bryan O'Connor

Dear Team Manager,

Thank you for your efforts throughout the league in keeping your team up to date with all the information and maintaining the enthusiasm levels.

Saturday ended up a fun day – results were registered in all categories.

Congratulations to our winning teams: -

·        Women B - Centaurs

·        Women A - Blacks

·        Men A - Six Pack

·        Men B – Bro’town Cavaliers

·        Men C – Everest Oiltech

·        Mixed – Monsoon Raiders

More information will follow on the one game refund that is due to a number of teams and will keep everyone up to date on any up-coming social games, events and the next league. Keep an eye on www.touchsingapore.org

All the best to the teams that are touring to KL this weekend to participate in the Asian Club Championships.

Cheers!

Regards,

Bryan O’Connor

Director

www.touchsingapore.org

After a 6 year drought, we are once again

CHAMPIONS!

A Blog post closing the season will be coming up very soon.

Fantasy Fridays

Hello Stranger. 

Yes, its us, your absent friendly neighbourhood Fantasy Fridays crew returning with a Sure Huat Tipping Article. Now recently, Turf City or Turd City-as Leander likes to call it- has been plagued with a series of unfortunate, unpredictable catastrophes resulting in many a postponment.

We here at Fantasy 6-pack would love to provide you, the non-paying readers with well-informed tips on tmr's games, but frankly the unexpected ponding has thrown the formbook out of the window, meaning any predictions I make, can be almost certainly considered to be baseless and highly biased. Yes I can never be objective.

However here are some facts for Saturday.

1) Its going to be cloudy for the most part of the day. No drop of water other than from the sprinklers, spilled water from bottles, our sweat and some spit from the rather uncouth ones shall hit the ground. 

 Adam and Sheemah

 2) Adam Chan is taking over video duties with a volunteer. Additionally he will be making an alternative commentary, so  do not distract him. Oh.. can someone volunteer to commentate with Chan? Applicants have to be someone of the fairer sex, who isn't attached and who falls in the age group of 18-28 and yes you must be bilingual in English and some other language besides Malay(cause Adam speaks this adequately).

 NSF caught- "Just Taking a Peek"

2)After coming back from Indonesia, Bobby had diarrhoea last week, it is not known whether he has been cured of this illness. He might not last for 2 games. We've heard of the "Lontong" special, lets not be too close when the Gado-Gado Special starts dripping down his leg.

3)Caleb Ong is done with his exams. Perhaps he will play with a smile on his face. Perhaps.

YUM

No photo Needed

4)Yum will perform his signature move, the 5m thunderbolt, causing a teamate to knock the ball forward. Thus recapturing the dick of the day.

5) I will execute a successful pass thru my legs. Thus winning play of the day.

Fantasy 6-pack is also taking side bets on Joshua getting sent off in this round. Do not hesitate to speak to me personally Tmr.

“There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.”

Thursdays with Teo

Its time to get your daily Fantasy 6-pack antidote for that poisonous thing that you call boredom. Today, we provide you with information and clues on players who aren't going to play this weekend- their reasons, our thoughts and conclusions on their absence. Fantasy 6-pack is also delighted to announce the people's verdict in the case against Juriani Saini.

Guilty

An overwhelming number of 17 out of 19 votes cast, declared estranged manager, Juriani Saini of Sugarush TFC, Guilty as charged.

It all went horribly wrong for the manager when she pressed enter without rethinking her "Scoring in My Gaps" proclaimation.

 Guilty, Now for the other one-who incidentally has been keeping an unusal low profile lately.

Sugarush Touch Fantasy Club has since dropped its form and now sees itself at second place. It was a proclaimation that we would like to thank Juriani for, without which there wouldn't be anything to fuel our creativity. To wrap the polls up, here is our analysis.

-17 other managers will stop at nothing to bring down the Fantasy Manager on top.
-Juriani refuses to acknowledge her confession, and is owner to that solitary vote of innocence.

-Ju, has one friend. Me. Ok it wasn't me, but I would have reciprocated that vote for Gideon in the DOTD if I had the chance.

-6 Fantasy managers will stop at nothing to bring any other competitor down.

Who says Fantasy 6-pack isn't ruthless?

Baby Hatchet
Now after a car accident, which had ruled out Elmo Cheok for 2 games, it seems like Elmo's run with bad luck has continued.

The Symptoms of Stress

Hit by something which some might say is alot more serious than a injured Toe, Elmo has pulled out for the season after having spend the season accumulating a grand total of one cap. 

We have come to learn that mixing School Work and Giving Tuition forms a energy sapping concoction where there is just not enough space to simply inspire oneself and soak in a competitive atmosphere which is the STL. 

Besides if running around guys, twice your age, thus making you look good is not motivation enough, its hard to say what is. Nevertheless, we wish Elmo luck in his School work and Tuition Giving and hopes that he finds some other way to unwind. 

MIA PLAYER 2

In one of the previous articles, we have already released information on a prominent player who isn't going to participate in this weekend's game. This time, we won't be giving names, rather we will be disclosing his whereabouts.

1) He is heading towards the South Of the Border, to an island in Indonesia.
2) He currently resides in the North of Singapore in the Greater Woodlands Area.

This clues should suffice.

=)

Wacky Wednesday Fantasy Tips

We're back. Yes again, after a lengthy week of tipping absence. Its time for your Wacky Wednesdays with yours truly, Huat-2 out of 3-Teo. Now we know some of you are seemingly bothered and maybe a little bit flustered over the lack of fantasy news about team lists, positional information. Rest assured we'll be giving adequate tips that is 66 percent guarenteed correct. That according to our mathematical skills is the equivalent of  one tip that will go horribly wrong. We shall leave it to you the reader to decide which.

Huat Tip 1 -Terence Toh

Terence Toh,  an affinity for Scoring Big Lately?

Scoring a Fantasy record of 88-how coincidental?-points, Camel Toh turned in a brilliant performance against Brotown. Remembering to bring his game face along with his Jersey, Toh made an unfamiliar switch to link and capitalised on the ever widening gaps left by a tiring Bro-Town side. This weekend will see the quick feet of Toh being placed back in the middles as he goes against yet another side with willing but ageing legs. Fantasy 6-pack fully expects Toh to:

Firstly Bring his Jersey, then exploit slower opposition without prejudice and lastly to sucessfully attempt a behind the back pass. 

Round 5 Prediction: 55-65 points

Huat Tip 2-David Teo

Chilling out enjoying a beer with  Guoyong

Now yours truly will go where no other Tipster has gone before. I shall go a step further in my efforts to embrace the shamelessness typified by my past indiscretions and tip myself as a very Huat bet. Despite winning the dick of the day award, yours truly finished with an unprecedented 65 points last weekend, thus remaining as the top fantasy points scoring link. Yes, I have been working on my fitness and also ball-handling skills during the past few weeks which would explain an overflowing confidence in attempting flamboyant passes. I look forward to this weekend when that same pass comes off, and I win the play of the day.

Yes I will do it again. And no, yours truly doesn't learn from his mistakes. 

Round 5 Prediction: 50-60 points

Huat Tip 3-Adam Chan

THE GONGCHA INCIDENT

Adam Chan also known as Fat Chan, Road Block, Hatchet Man, Fat Fighters Chan and now after the GONGCHA/MaCCers INCIDENT-the Hamburglar, managed to score a hat-trick last weekend and finished off the game with another whopping fantasy score of 62. Yes, when Chan turns it on, he manages to squeeze that body of his through gaps. A scientific abnormally, one might say, although it is known to many that Chan does indeed possess a relatively speedy short burst that has led to considerable success on the pitch. Although we do hope for 6-pack and his future wife's sake, that he builds on his short burst success by adding some endurance to his fitness. That said, Chan also has the tendency to find himself at the right place, and the right moment to finish off tries. It won't be a surprise if he finishes as a Top Scoring player this weekend.



Round 5 Prediction: 50-60 points.

Yours Truly accepts DOTD

I had a dream. A dream that a season would fly by without me ever walking on the disgraced footsteps of Chan, Toh and Sumantri. A dream brought crashing down because of a poorly executed 'carlos spencer' pass.

Maybe I should have shaved my legs.

I'm probably just packing larger equipment than Carlos,

or maybe I've got Yum's Hands.

We'll never really know. 

Acceptance

In what must be the closest dick of the day battle ever (other than the time when it was Terence vs Terence vs Terence). I hereby accept the unceremonious victory of this DOTD award with the sourest of grapes, and would like to not thank the 17 people who engaged in cyber bullying and victimised me by abusing their voting privelleges.

To the kind people, 

who were swayed by my campaign for your hearts and minds. You know, I know. =)

Run up to DOTD election-Sunday Morning

00.47-Chris Wall- the main antagonist, comments that he has "no comments" about Lee's failed dive at the try line.

00.58-Yum Hwa- deflects attention off himself by highlighting an error by his teamate. It took Lee a quick 11 mins to conjure this response. Incidentally the DOTD award this season, has not yet returned home to Lee-the most decorated 6-packian in the category to date.

01.48-Wafer Thin Ong laughs and nominates either Lee or Teo for the DOTD.

1.52- Yours truly musters his first defence by comparing the two offences.

07.37-Chris Wall remembers Terence's error and wakes up early to nominate. Chris Wall has nominated 2 players.

11.19-Chan is unable to locate snooze button and has risen to find so many contenders. He proposes a poll. 

11.21- Chris Wall has nominated his third player, Gideon Loh. Who is probably the most unfortunate candidate.

While Chris Wall has enthusiastically put three of his teamates to the sword, he has also unknowingly destined himself for DOTD glory sometime this season. No, you can't antagonise so many people and expect to get away with it. It is too bad that I am unable to have a word with Chris this weekend about him keeping on over my tunnel ball/worm burner/carlos fail. Especially after the Easter Special, where yours truly wrote a highly favourable article on the man himself.

A final vote score of 17 to Yours truly, 15 to Gideon and 7 to Adam.

Lets draw a few conclusions to this vote. 

1) Selfishness is apparently acceptable or this is indeed a popular vote.

2) SA boys cannot be trusted. Khairul, Liang Sheng, Akira engaged in Modern Day Judas behaviour, flip flopping between votes. 

3)Erwyn Lam is a snitch also known as a tattletale.

4)Khairul does not know what 9am means, changing his vote AGAIN after the deadline.

Photo catches Chan in compromising position with banned substance?

Two weekends ago, we had the pleasure of watching a highly accurate Adam Chan claim a hat-trick over Bro-Town. Spotting a pair of goggles, Chan answered his critics and seemed like a man refreshed and far away from his weight problems. Although the glasses have kept the critics at bay this week, one wonders if its a sufficient antidote.

Chan, Diet of champions.

 
There being no known cure to Fattiness other than Liposuction, a good diet and lots of time training. The former being at a premium cost and therefore preferred but just unaffordable. Chan had opted for the latter at the beginning of the season to lose 10 kgs in 10 weeks, by hard work and discipline.

However, with photo evidence emerging out of facebook, of a milkshake on one hand and an already emptied packet of  fries on the other. Adam Chan has once again re-ignited questions over his lifestyle.

Many will feel that this latest incident is a betrayal to the weight loss goal that he drew for himself. However, yours truly empathises with Chan. Yes I was once fat too and craved for McDonalds. Like Weepu said to his critics, "Get a Life". Chan has his, and milkshakes/burgers/fries play a very integral part.

Whilst Chan has once again placed McDonalds over his Team in the list of priorities. One can only hope that it is simply a one-off incident and maybe, just maybe, his prescriptive glasses will work wonders again for the following games.

*As a friend, I am not sure if I should be confused or disappointed with Adam Chan for getting caught. I don't know if you're just trying to inspire me to write again or you just slipped up and did not expect the photo on facebook.

*I've just learnt that the drink is not a milkshake but rather a drink from Gong Cha. This is testament to me being unfamiliar with Drinks that are potentially fattening.

"Most people’s major life regrets are not about the things they’ve done, but about the things they’ve not done, the goals they never reached, the type of lover or friend or parent they wished they’d been but know they failed to be."

Unveiled! David "Integrity?" Teo

Good day, Friends and Fans of 6 Pack. It has been 2 months since the blog has been revived. We have received so many hits on the blog that it's overwhelming! Thank you all for your support! :)

When the blog was first revived and the first few articles published, fans took joy and pleasure in reading the articles. They made time at work/school/home (for those bumming) pass so much faster, and not to mention awesome abs exercises from laughing. And then they started to wonder... who is writing all this?! We said "oh it's Adam and David."

Now, everyone knows Adam. Remembered affectionately by his monikers, "Roadblock", "Hatchet Man" or "I wanna lose weight but I still eat hamburgers everyday" Chan. For those who still do not know this FAMOUS FIGURE, your punishment is to read every post in 6-pack 10 times for ignorance.

Everyone loves the big guy!

When we come to David, some ask (usually the younger ones) " Who the f*** is DAVID TEO? "Integrity" Teo?? Is he the one who ran away from camp with a rifle? Isn't he in DB now??"

Yes, it is very sad that people remember the latter and not the one who entertains you every week with his witty posts or some might say Gutter or Yellow Journalism. Refer to http://www.answers.com/topic/yellow-journalism for explanation.

So who is this guy? This guy who feeds on every piece of juicy/controversial news and turns it into an article? This guy who trolls my facebook for unflattering pictures of myself? Fret not, for this writer will unveil this character for you guys today!

Name - David Kenneth Teo

Alias - "Integrity" Teo (Self-proclaimed and not supported by this writer), "Sell Fish" Teo "Gutter" Teo (Not self-proclaimed but supported by this writer)

Age - 28

Height - 178cm

Weight - Not as favourable as the past.

Position - Winger/Link

Hobbies - Bumming (which includes writing posts for 6 Pack, updating Fantasy 6 Pack Stats, watching/wasting his time supporting a team called Liverpool and yes, Trolling Facebook for photos!)

Things you ought to know about him.

- Probably the only 6 Pack Star to be capped for Rugby and Touch.

- Co-Creator of Fantasy 6 Pack, the game which has taken the touch scene by storm.

- Ladies's Man

Dave turning it on, off the field.

I could write so much more but I will leave it to you guys (and future articles) to find out more about your favourite stars. STL resumes this Saturday ! Catch 6 Pack playing Bro Town!

P.S - This is the writer's first article for 6-Pack, he hopes that it has enlightened you and made your Tuesday a little brighter!

A case of "If you can't join 'em, beat 'em" ?

Kevin Loo has just defected to Monsoon.

I repeat.

Kevin Loo making it to Monsoon's A-list

 Kevin Loo has just defected to Monsoon.


Yum Hwa: "Oh the betrayal! He's the reason why I started going to the gym."
Adam Chan: "Damn, I wouldn't be the heaviest in the team with him around"

We thought he'd never play for another team.

A pioneer in Sixpack, Kevin Loo's colourful character, loud hairstyles and short temperament, trailblazed a path which many did not take. Having hung up his boots a month before 6-pack's winning season, Loo has spent years languishing in the wilderness of touch football's lowest tier- The Rugby Training warm-ups. Once deciding that he had enough, he first texted his interest to the powers that be, seeking a lifeline back into the STL.

This is how the text conversation went.

"A little far". Not something the powers that be, want to hear from prospective 6-packians. Nonetheless, according to reliable sources(who wish to remain anonymous) in the Monsoon setup, a gleeful Kevin Loo has secured a Free Transfer to the Monsoon Dragons who incidentally hold their trainings, a little further away in eastern part of Singapore. Yes, damn! that traffic around Singapore Polytechnic can get really terrible.

We'll see you soon mate.

=)

Easter Special:World Cup Bronze Medallists secures friendly with 6-pack

This saturday, Fantasy 6-pack returns with a reason to believe that last weekend's wet dissapointment has long evaporated away. Yes we're back to insert some guilt-free sinful goodness, into an otherwise bland day sandwiched between Good Friday and Easter. Thats right folks, your Holy Saturday has never sounded this pleasurable.

Touch World Cup squad

3rd in the world and now baying for some more blood. The Women's World Cup team, have agreed to a one-off showdown, aiming to place the cross down upon a spotlight hogging 6-pack side. Yup, ever since the STL started, focus have shifted from the TWC stars and onto the media-whoring, ever fan friendly, 6-pack. 

Now whether this is a cause for resentment for the more successful side is anyone's guess. But what we can be sure about is that a couple of individuals have jumped in praise and landed right into the "If you can't beat them, join them" bandwagon. 

She may be a Fantasy Genius but she still hasn't learnt a thing about Untagging.

Step up Jazreel Tan and Jeslyn Lim, our fresh converts. It must not have been easy to have their beliefs tested when the "popularity rug" was swept from right under their feet. Nevertheless, the limelight huggers have closely followed the attention, making the step up into realising their full potential in life as Fantasy 6-pack Managers. 

With our stimulating written pieces, interesting personalities, domestic feuds, ravishing good looks and exciting gameplay, it is no wonder that 6-pack now commands a "flock" that craves for daily/weekly written sermons on Team Information. 

"oi, wheres the lineup for tmr?"-Jeslyn Lim Shufen despite past hatcheting incidents is now an avid follower

"wahhh... how to play? how to play? I very sua ku wannn..." which loosely translates to....

"wow, how do I play? What are the rules? I'm not a very sharp one"-Anne Goh stating her interest in participating in the Fantasy 6-pack league.

Now this isn't supposed to be an article boasting of our achievements, because frankly we really do have none since 2006. Rather this is an article reaching out to the unconvinced public that 6-pack's day of redemption is near and you're invited to be a witness to the joyous event. For He is coming........   

.

.

.

.

.

"Chris" will Rise Again

Sources close to the powers that be, have informed yours truly that the "Chris"-a mythical creature from the land of the long white cloud- will come out of his deep slumber and shall rise again on the second and not the third day of Easter. Now according to Blog Scriptures, this will mark a fruitful occasion as the "Chris" with his wise sayings, will spread his knowledge, and add his expertise on the field. 

Thru his coming, he will save us from Monsoon and finally when the dust settles, deliver us all the beers. 

While an appearance in baby blue has never been in doubt, it has been an interesting mystery as to guess when the man from the long white cloud would actually make his debut.

However while wrecking my brain over this article, any questions over his mysterious debut appearance has just been agonisingly quashed today, by the man himself, the moment he clicked on the "I'm Going" Button in Facebook. I had a whole story planned bro.

This weekend, pits the NZ star in a couple of personal matches. TWC team vs Chris Wall and more significantly a contest against his better half Haseena Allapitchay who will, by association, become 6-pack's latest WAG when the referee blows the first whistle of the game.

With entry into 6-pack, comes the instant realisation that all facebook photos can come back and haunt you

We welcome the enthusiastic Singapore Veteran into our inner social circle. Nonetheless, Has, we hope, you do realise that beneath the glitz and glamour lies some ardous camera work. We'd like to remind you as well, though you may hold numerous International Caps for Rugby and Touch, you start as a WAG in 6-pack with just one. That makes you junior WAG, no matter what you've done and who your man is.

WAG STATs

Name: Haseena Allapitchay(Not related to Samad)

Ht: 160cm

Weight: Nah, You just don't ask a woman for her weight

Known Quotes: "so glad you guys are back", "love the posts"

Capped for Both Rugby and Touch and probably the only WAG that has played in the HK7s.

Likes: Penchant for Masked Wrestlers

*Authors note-It is not easy to troll for photos. It is a thankless task which I do feel really bad about. So before you start screaming, realise that I'm just doing a job that needs to get done.

""It is impossible to live without failing at something. Unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all - in which case, you fail by default"

Fantasy Fridays: Team Line Up

3000! Yes 3000 hits in a month! We are most definitely back! Www.6ppb.com proudly announces its return into the worldwide web of Information. We present to you news about touch celebrities, their Wives and Girlfriends, scandals as well as the creation of fantasy managerial careers for people who just have nothing better to do. This week we bring to you a Fantasy Friday Special, discussing the surprising increase in 6-pack's popularity, a special bonus Fantasy Round created for 6-pack fans and lastly we take a look inside 6-pack's new training ground.

Fantasy Bonus Round
STL All-Stars vs 6-pack

Despite receiving a bye from the organisers for this weekend, a 6-pack side unwilling to disappoint fans and friends alike, have organised a game against an STL All-Star side, ladened with Touch Singapore Internationals, WAGs and finally Joshua Yap.  Yes that very same Joshua Yap of '3 straight red cards' infamy. 

Now this is a potentially shaping up to be a tricky but truly competitive fixture for a 6-pack side with individuals facing personal battles against:

a) a probable wife-to-be, 

b) girlfriends,

c) aunties

d) competing Fantasy Managers.

Now this could lead to some intense grudge matches and desperate managers seizing the opportunity to earn some much needed fantasy leverage over the top of the heap. 

Grudge Match 1

Lee Yum Hwa vs Xu Xueting

 

Yum and XT in Happier Times

One hundred views in five days, just plainly screams "Grudge Match 1". The one that you've long been waiting for. Who is the better player? Will it be Lee who threw down the gauntlet last weekend declaring to his gf that she's just isn't that good anymore. Or will XT reverse a week of hurt and truly mark her comeback by adding a few tries and reinforcing the growing belief that she is indeed the more skilled one. We will be taking and comparing the stats for this one.

You asked for it
A couple of days ago, an anonymous fan asked for the exact definition of 'Handwork'. While we have tried to oblige by asking XT to provide an explanation. All we managed to squeeze out of her was a feeble excuse that she made a typo and that 'Handwork' was supposed to be 'Hardwork'. Right, yours truly knows better to believe that the letters "R" and "N" are anywhere but close to each other on the keyboard, making the likelyhood of a typo on a keyboard seem highly unlikely and extremely dubious.

She has left us no choice but to put it up to the public to start guessing. For starters, I have searched for a definition. You do the rest.

Handwork
def: a work produced by hand labor

Six Pack: Leander, Yum Hwa, Caleb, Elmo, Akio, Michael, Bobby, David, Adam, Gideon, Chris, Muhdy, Taufiq, Terence, Alex.
All Stars: Jeslyn, Sheemah, Eunice, Juriani, Joshua, Nazhan and SCDF teamates, Xu Xueting, Jazreel, Daryl, Su-En Chua, Alvinia, Timothy, Marli(Manager/Player)

Kelong! Manager speaks of loose gaps

In an unexpected twist of events, rumours and allegations of match-fixing have just been unceremoniously confirmed by manager, Juriani Saini of Sugarush TFC. Juriani, affectionately known as Ju has been captured on facebook, blurting out that she will position herself 'as a middle' in the upcoming 6 pack versus All-Stars game this weekend(1.20pm), allowing for her fantasy captain to enter and "score in her gaps".

Is she applying the screw to the Fantasy league as well?



Scoring In my gaps

Now if this phrase were to be taken literally, then we think that you're truly in for a helluva treat this weekend. However that takes sheer audacity to do in the middle of the pitch and we can less excitedly presume that JU meant scoring through gaps around her. Nonetheless, the statement must now be considered as overwhelming evidence of foul play.

The fact that the young manager is perched on top of the competition further plagues the fantasy league with increased rumours about how the relatively inexperienced Ju, worked her way up past her colleagues within the first two weeks of the league.

Evidence 1-Also proving the corruptibility of referees.(stay on the blog for article on claudia)

The Caleb Ong Defense

"I did no wrong. I was there because clearly boys being boys they don't carry a water bottle to every game. And girls being beings we are very caring so it's a natural action to offer drinks for the poor boys."-Juriani Saini, 22, youngest female fantasy manager when questioned by members of the press.

Only just a few days ago, Ju's integrity was questioned by writer Adam Chan over her extravagant gifts of water to Fantasy captain Caleb. Her swift response to accusations seemed empathetic, innocous and strong, that is untill her latest outburst betrayed her claims of innocence. 

Examining her response, one can identify two areas of  doubt:

1) There were other players who weren't in posession of water bottles. But did not receive similar treatment.

2) "Boys Being Boys" and "Girls being Beings"?-The Insanity defence?

A cause to worry

This is a manager with close associations to several players and is now according to her, scandalously linked to SuperHeroes Teamate, Taufiq Asari. Which might explain his lack of presence at the after game sessions at Picotin. It might be a cause of worry, but rest assured Fantasy 6-pack are monitoring the players and like Justice Chan mentioned, all players implicated will stand trial before a jury of their beers and be given a fair execution.

 

As for Ms Juriani Saini, 22, though the evidence is piling up, we leave it to you, her fellow Fantasy Managers, friends and fans to watch and analyse the game, judge and then punish her adequately.

Referees Special:The Joshua Transfer Saga- 3rd Sending off in a row!

3 red cards in a row! Exactly what is going on, in the mind of former 6-pack star, Yap? Ever since he earned his orange jersey, he has decidely assumed dual responsibilities of playing and supervising the touch judges, reminding them constantly to their faces of their mistakes.

1) Can Yap distinguish between Refereeing and Playing?

2) Can there ever be a player/referee?

3) Is cussing the refs behind their backs out of fashion?
4) Is Joshua just a victim of rival touch judges?

Much has been said about the summer transfer of Joshua Yap to Victorious Secrets. Coming to loggerheads with several members of his former team, his stormy relationship with Lee has recently been highlighted as the cause of his departure by the captain of the recently formed Victorious Secrets. 

"errr I just wanted to get away from Yum's whinings." we all know your pain.

You reap what you sow

The seeds of discontent was sown when Yap was once thrown out of Lee's car, for jokes bordering on the edges of Lee's mental capacity. This kickstarted a period of torn friendship when Yap was constantly refused entry into the luxury of plush seats in a BMW X5 and had to adjust his life into a daily routine of pretending to be fast asleep on priority plastic seats in public trains after trainings.

 Plush Leather Seats of a Yum's BMW X5

 Man(not Joshua Yap), seen here in a Stomp photograph, asleep on a priority seat

6-pack Hierachy then reluctantly allowed a disillusioned Yap to leave the club and form a team with a highly misleading name that has led opponents and fans to fear the day when the team emulates their 6-pack heroes of old.

A Triumph-ant Return?

A stroke of genius?

"I believe Joshua's getting himself sent off 3 times in 3 games is a move that can only be described as genius. If he can train his team to play with only 5 players, imagine what they can do with 6. It was a mistake to sell Joshua. We could have picked him as Dick of the Day every week."- A contender of the Dick of the Year award wishing to remain anonymous.

A growing belief among 6-pack players is that, contrary to widespread thoughts, there exists a method to this madness from their shrewd former teamate. 

A reason of Josh's angst perhaps?

It is thought that the Victorious Secrets team is a fit contigent and are getting fitter every week with each red card- compared to a resurgent 6-pack packed with experience but also saddled with excess pounds.

Yap may still have the final say and we won't be surprised if he gets sent off this weekend too.

BREAKING NEWS: Chu linked to allegations of corruption!

This just in... Chupachups Manager, Eunice Chu, is believed to have been requested by the authorities to assist in their investigations regarding certain comments she made last night. It is believed that her alleged comments are linked to the upcoming match between league favourites, 6-Pack and Brotown Morningside. Two other managers have also been implicated in this case, Juriani (Sugarush) and Jazreel (TeamDream, also known affectionately as JizzonJazz).

The issue seems to stem from their willingness to resort to bribing their players with promises of choice hydration only reserved for elite athletes. The highly prized isotonic beverage, 100plus, was even put up as a reward to ensure the players performed favourably for the managers in question. Sources have also revealed that the players implicated in this case are David Teo and Caleb Ong.

Figures in a flash:

1) David Teo, was offered a grand sum of 1 can of 100plus by Jazreel to perform better. In return, Teo, who is also part of the Fantasy Stats crew, offered to award 60 points to Jazreel.

David Teo, in another compromising situation with Talentoe's manager.

2) Caleb Ong, was offered limitless quantities of water by manager Juriani to ensure another stellar performance in Round 4.

Caleb Ong performs tricks for water while onlookers recoil in horror

These under-the-table dealings have forced many observers to wonder aloud:

- How is it that these 2 players are damn cheap?

- If they're already so cheap, can I 'purchase' Terence just by offering him an empty can of Coke?

- Would Bobby have to bribe the managers to pick him?

It is unfortunate that the state of the fantasy league has fallen to such depths that even a top fantasy pick like Caleb Ong could be easily bought by promises of water, which is actually supplied free of charge, every Saturday. All of this would have gone undetected if not for that one comment by Chu which started it all. In the event that Saturday's game results in an unusually high scores for both Caleb and David, it is a guarantee that they would be charged accordingly in the Court of Justice Chan at the end of the season.

Baby Blue Mondays

What a weekend! 16 tries, new fans, an error strewn game with just two really outstanding performances and a couple of correctly guessed tips from Sure Huat Teo. The start of the week is here, and we know you're not looking ahead to the rest of the working week but looking past towards the weekend when you'll be able to finally catch your 6-pack stars in action again.

New Fans

Now stats means nothing to a blog if fans and friends don't turn up. But turn up you did. With a quick glance moments before the game, yours truly noticed that there was a sizeable assembly around the field. Whats more pleasant, the turnout resembled nothing like the sausage festivales hosted at the other pitchs.

*We'll soon have a person with a camera taking candid shots of friends and fans in our following games.

Errors

Which might be the cause of the numerous errors made in the game. 11 in total. Promising so much and delivering so little in terms of entertainment value might seem like a page ripped out of Gideon's private life. And surely men who are overly eager to please and displaying a little naivety without the good sense to slowing it down will finish disappointingly. Isn't the game more enjoyable if you relaxed and exhibited some skills. Come on Fellas, do the ladies a favour.

Playa of the Day

Playa of the day would have been a difficult choice, if not for a single shining performance which stood out. Muhdy.

Muhdy- These Stats don't lie, showing good temprement & performing brilliantly last weekend

Player Stats

Name: Muhdy

Height: Short

Weight: 55 kg

Round 3 Fantasy Points: 81

Total Fantasy Points: 151

Favourite Quotes: "It was the shampoo!!man!", "Yum overshot into my cubicle!"

Aliases: Muhdy KJ, Muhammad, Muhdy F*cker

Interesting Fun Facts: Tried to pay his STL 2012 Fees using Ringgit, but placed his 10RM on the top of the pile.

Muhdy F*cker, deceptive both on and off the pitch, almost conning Terence Toh

Living up to his potential, the young middle was simply a defensive rock making 16 touches, forcing 2 turnovers while being the most potent in attack, 16 runs, 5 of which was either scored or created by the dimunitive center.

Interestingly, Muhdy has performed better than his eager teamates when in front of an expectant crowd. Therefore we can safely conclude that either

The Bedroom Scene is one that is rarely captured in 6-pack, Muhdy taking his time, his charms proving too irresistable for girl with horns.

a) Muhdy is a ladies man and knows how to tantalise and entertain

Awesome Foursome-A very suspicious photo, notice how Muhdy's and Taufiq's faces are almost touching.

b) Muhdy is disinterested in the Ladies which might explain that white substance on his back outside the showers or

Muhdy, displaying skills worthy of his billing.

c) Muhdy's a pure professional who thrives infront of an expectant crowd.

You decide.

WAG outraged- Player takes tactlessness down to a new low

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". We're all familiar with this age old cliche, therefore we tend to behave intelligently & sensitively around our girlfriends. Well, almost all of us that is. It was almost 16 hours ago, when Xu Xueting decided to take her boyfriend's ridiculous comparisons public through a status update in Facebook.

Disrespecting years of constant handwork and getting himself in the spotlight for the wrong reasons, again!

Yumsanity
The player in question today, is a certain Mr Lee Yum Hwa. Recently, the blog editors have taken a sabbatical from reporting on Lee as it might seem, like incessantly, unfair targetting of an individual. However, the man seems to have a constant knack in providing this blog with excessive free ammunition, to gun him down with.

It is understood from Xu's updates, that Yum Hwa was present at a girls U-20 selection match, which some concerned parents might say that he had no business lurking around and abouts. Lee was taken by a certain 18 year old's brilliant performance and foolishly proceeded to make his comparisons known to his World Cup Bronze Medallist, girlfriend.

Better Player

 10 likes and counting, XT the better half of the pair.

I have dropped Xueting a supportive comment, that she "is a better player" than her quick to judge, boyfriend. This comment and belief has since been reinforced by 12 likes and is quickly gaining consensus in the touch community.
Lend Your Support to Xueting



Lastly, this goes out to Tactless Lee, "Years of Handwork" must be respected if not treasured.