This saturday, Fantasy 6-pack returns with a reason to believe that last weekend's wet dissapointment has long evaporated away. Yes we're back to insert some guilt-free sinful goodness, into an otherwise bland day sandwiched between Good Friday and Easter. Thats right folks, your Holy Saturday has never sounded this pleasurable.
Touch World Cup squad
3rd in the world and now baying for some more blood. The Women's World Cup team, have agreed to a one-off showdown, aiming to place the cross down upon a spotlight hogging 6-pack side. Yup, ever since the STL started, focus have shifted from the TWC stars and onto the media-whoring, ever fan friendly, 6-pack.
Now whether this is a cause for resentment for the more successful side is anyone's guess. But what we can be sure about is that a couple of individuals have jumped in praise and landed right into the "If you can't beat them, join them" bandwagon.
She may be a Fantasy Genius but she still hasn't learnt a thing about Untagging.
Step up Jazreel Tan and Jeslyn Lim, our fresh converts. It must not have been easy to have their beliefs tested when the "popularity rug" was swept from right under their feet. Nevertheless, the limelight huggers have closely followed the attention, making the step up into realising their full potential in life as Fantasy 6-pack Managers.
With our stimulating written pieces, interesting personalities, domestic feuds, ravishing good looks and exciting gameplay, it is no wonder that 6-pack now commands a "flock" that craves for daily/weekly written sermons on Team Information.
"oi, wheres the lineup for tmr?"-Jeslyn Lim Shufen despite past hatcheting incidents is now an avid follower
"wahhh... how to play? how to play? I very sua ku wannn..." which loosely translates to....
"wow, how do I play? What are the rules? I'm not a very sharp one"-Anne Goh stating her interest in participating in the Fantasy 6-pack league.
Now this isn't supposed to be an article boasting of our achievements, because frankly we really do have none since 2006. Rather this is an article reaching out to the unconvinced public that 6-pack's day of redemption is near and you're invited to be a witness to the joyous event. For He is coming........
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Sources close to the powers that be, have informed yours truly that the "Chris"-a mythical creature from the land of the long white cloud- will come out of his deep slumber and shall rise again on the second and not the third day of Easter. Now according to Blog Scriptures, this will mark a fruitful occasion as the "Chris" with his wise sayings, will spread his knowledge, and add his expertise on the field.
Thru his coming, he will save us from Monsoon and finally when the dust settles, deliver us all the beers.
While an appearance in baby blue has never been in doubt, it has been an interesting mystery as to guess when the man from the long white cloud would actually make his debut.
However while wrecking my brain over this article, any questions over his mysterious debut appearance has just been agonisingly quashed today, by the man himself, the moment he clicked on the "I'm Going" Button in Facebook. I had a whole story planned bro.
This weekend, pits the NZ star in a couple of personal matches. TWC team vs Chris Wall and more significantly a contest against his better half Haseena Allapitchay who will, by association, become 6-pack's latest WAG when the referee blows the first whistle of the game.
With entry into 6-pack, comes the instant realisation that all facebook photos can come back and haunt you
We welcome the enthusiastic Singapore Veteran into our inner social circle. Nonetheless, Has, we hope, you do realise that beneath the glitz and glamour lies some ardous camera work. We'd like to remind you as well, though you may hold numerous International Caps for Rugby and Touch, you start as a WAG in 6-pack with just one. That makes you junior WAG, no matter what you've done and who your man is.
WAG STATs
Name: Haseena Allapitchay(Not related to Samad)
Ht: 160cm
Weight: Nah, You just don't ask a woman for her weight
Known Quotes: "so glad you guys are back", "love the posts"
Capped for Both Rugby and Touch and probably the only WAG that has played in the HK7s.
Likes: Penchant for Masked Wrestlers
*Authors note-It is not easy to troll for photos. It is a thankless task which I do feel really bad about. So before you start screaming, realise that I'm just doing a job that needs to get done.
1 comment:
Wtf. Hahahaaha. Unicorn. Hahahaha. What kind of poofter sorcery is this?
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