How to .............. fish!

Presenting to you the second master piece in David’s self help “How to…….fish” series. His first volume, “How to sell fish” became an overnight success and put fish mongering back on the map. Now the self help guru is pushing back the boundaries in his latest work; How to drink like a fish!
Is there nothing this man doesn’t know about fish?

Step 1; gather friends (and at least one waiter) for an evening of social enlightenment


Step 2; add some choice beverages (not drinks) then proceed to bore the crap out of your team mate with the “Queen of extra time” story


Step3; add more beverages, a pack of cards and some choice drinking games


Step 4; Lap dance for white dude looking for some exotic lovin’ (white dude looks unimpressed but seems to attempt to cup scrotum)


Step 5; pass out and allow team mates abuse you and wooden figurine to teabag your face