27th Jan 2013, 0000hrs- It looks like a Todaks victory but results are not yet official untill called by Returning Officer Terence Toh
0008hrs- No Sight of RO TT
0015hrs.- Todaks Wins! CE results has just been called by Returning Officer Terence Toh.
0016hrs.- The Mighty Todak is seen punching its fin in the air. "The Club Voters have spoken! We too accept this victory humbly and graciously. We will not rub it in anybody's faces. On the behalf of my campaign managers I thank all the voters!"
0017hrs- "I have listened to the voters, and my first job would be to undergo a makeover. Apparently I've been described as looking like a dried fish, a kite & a flying dolphin. I guarantee that I will look better and sharper."
0019hrs-"I would like to thank Jazreel Tan for her efforts in promoting Todaks. Her "vote Todak or repent" has obviously brought the masses over. Well that and the GST credits"
Sunday, January 27, 2013
Thursday, January 24, 2013
Polling Day
Its Polling Day and campaigning has stopped. We take a look at the list of candidates...
The Fighting Quokkas
Cutest Roadkill Award
Virtus
(Latin Word with Multiple Meanings-Excellence, Character, Worth & Courage)
The Invading Todaks
Remembering the Fallen
The Tanjong Pagar Massacre(Pre 1819)
The Tanjong Pagar Massacre(Pre 1819)
Roaring Merlions
Singapore Tourism Board's Fictional Creation(1972)
and finally
Legendary Touch Football Club
A word constantly used by Neil Patrick Harris to describe an extraordinary event/situation in How I Met Your Mother.
Monday, January 21, 2013
Todak joins multi-cornered fight in CE(Club Election)
Singapore- The Mighty Todak(swordfish) this morning has submitted its name in the running for representation for a new combined club featuring players from both blacks and 6-pack.
The election already crowded with potential names such as Pahlawan(warrior hero), Virtus, Vortex, Quokka and !Uno will now see a multi-cornered, no holds barred battle for representation.
When asked why it decided to stand in this election, the androgynous Todak said "From my understanding, it was going to be a two-horse race between the foreign names of Virtus and Quokka. I believe that I identify better with a 95% local clubside"
"We, Todaks have a chequered history in Singapore. We've had extreme battles with the humans of this land with both sides taking many losses. It ended through an extensive banana tree campaign. Although many of us became 'Ikan Kering', there was a new found respect for the victors among the few of us left. We even sympathised when the boy responsible for the mass murders was killed in Bukit Merah. These days our ferocity is matched only by our friendliness."
The election already crowded with potential names such as Pahlawan(warrior hero), Virtus, Vortex, Quokka and !Uno will now see a multi-cornered, no holds barred battle for representation.
When asked why it decided to stand in this election, the androgynous Todak said "From my understanding, it was going to be a two-horse race between the foreign names of Virtus and Quokka. I believe that I identify better with a 95% local clubside"
"We, Todaks have a chequered history in Singapore. We've had extreme battles with the humans of this land with both sides taking many losses. It ended through an extensive banana tree campaign. Although many of us became 'Ikan Kering', there was a new found respect for the victors among the few of us left. We even sympathised when the boy responsible for the mass murders was killed in Bukit Merah. These days our ferocity is matched only by our friendliness."
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