Keyman of 6 Pack cans critics.

The Straight Times

12/09/06

"The Keyman of an organisation or social network at every level, is recognised to be indispensable with regards to the going concern and it's ultimate survival." - Teddy Kingstead

Common was this belief as most of the 6 packians sat in silence, after receiving news that one of the team's most celebrated and rising player, was down with a chronic back injury. They seem to be consciously subdued by the fact that the ongoing chain of success the 6 Pack have been enjoying, may finally be broken.

It was an unfortunate accident which occurred during one of the practices on 14 August 2006. The morbid incident paralysed many on the scene, as their most prized player got hauled off, possibly together with their dreams of ever becoming reigning champions in the Touch Singapore League. The horror stricken faces of both the team Captain and Co-Captain were plainly undeniable, which only reflected what some of the other 6 Packians might probably have been contemplating at that time...NTL is LOST!

It was apparent that the loss of starplayer Lee Yum Hwa, aged 24 could indefinitely pose as a detriment to the 6 Pack as related by Captain and founding pioneer, Yohannes "not your anus" Leander who stuttered between coughs of disbelief.

The Straight Times: What are your thoughts on this whole tragedy?

Leander: "It feels like...I've just......Jihad-ed....my own...ass!"

Co-Captain Alan "Lontong", who appeared to be more collected and rational, had a more substantial contribution...

Alan: "Oh bloody arse!! Everythings just gone pear shaped...we're completely wankered then aren't we?"

...or maybe not.

The other 6 Packians came forward and offered their thoughts.

Xiang Jun: "What the fuck?? I told that stupid Leander 6 MONTHS AGO not to sign the transfer but he wouldn't listen!"

Gideon: "I would just like all them truckers out there to know this......I SWALLOW!"

Adam: "I think he is a capable player but we're most likely to get through without him."

David: "Aiyah, I personally do not think its a big loss laar...except the loss from our pockets! Besides, I think my exceptional good looks and brilliant skills will be enough to hold this team together. By the way, you want an autograph?"

Kenny: "Definitely a commodity...you pay for what you get. An exceptional player contrary to some beliefs."

Sujan: " Yum da man lar...He my hero!"

Two weeks passed in a blink, and miraculously, Lee seems to be regaining every bit of his original self once again. He was lately seen running through his own secret training regime in islolation...he looked mean!
After making a full recovery, Lee continued to make his mark, by steaming the 6 Pack through another 4 convincing victories in the league. The most memorable win was against long time arch rival, Wanderers Men, who were duly put aside. However, disparaging rumours began to circulate claiming that Lee had only led his team to what was referred to as a "false" or "short" victory. The claim was substantiated by the fact that Wanderers had effectively thrown in the game by submitting only sub-par players with the remaining key players on the pretext of "playing frisbee". Fortunately, an inside informant (whos particulars will not be disclosed) came forward to shed some light on this issue.

The Straight Times: "I believe you have a breaking truth to share with us"

Informant: "Yes, as a matter of fact I do. To my knowlegdge, all the premier players who heard of Lee's unexpected recovery held their nails to their teeth, and believed they may just escape the inevitable shame of being beaten twice if they missed the first game against 6 Pack. However, not preparing for a complete 'walk-over' as points will be forfeited, they managed to round up a few unfortunate sacrificial souls in their place to walk the path of shame....those cold-blooded bastards!"

And there you have it, right from the horse's mouth. A conspiracy nonetheless or simply an evasive attempt to not have the shit publicly beaten out of them. Lee continued to uphold the 6 Pack legacy throughout the league by doing what he does best; slicing through unrelenting defenses, creating opportunities, scoring tries and winning the hearts of many at Turf City.

The Keyman concept till now is the most undeniable and reiterated ideology. It holds principal to the success and livelihood of the 6 Pack, whenever the undying and ever-conquering spirit of Lee is regarded. Kudos to this magnificent God-given talent! We wish 6 Pack the best in what is to come for the NTL and please annihilate those motherf**kin Wanderers for us! As a conclusion to all being well and happily ever after...

Leander regained his sanity.

Alan continues to dish out his "Lontong" special. XiangJun still feels strongly about the transfer.

David recieved less autograph requests than Lee. Adam proclaimed himself as Lee's sidekick. Gideon...well, still swallows.


As for Lee...

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