Round 3 Match Objective: Special Attacking moves (ACCOMPLISHED)
Score : 10-1
Playa of the Day: David Teo
Dick of the Day: Yum Hwa
Play of the Day: The creative switch between Hadi and Adam that create the 1st try for Jielun
A late kick off in the girls match meant Aien wasn’t available to catch the 6PPB back in action doing what they do best; winning games! Bucks Pilners were to be the day's opponents and consisted of some familiar faces from pre-season trial matches making each team very familiar with their respective opponents.
Bucks hoped to capitalize on last weekend and inflict a second defeat in a row on the 6PPB. However it wasn’t to be. To say the flood gates opened immediately would be an understatement as I don’t feel they were ever closed. The tries came thick and fast in a one sided first half. The only moment of reprieve for Bucks emerging through a classic display of koyak defending on my behalf allowing for an easy score, my bad! Allowing Bucks to stroll over our line against the run of play should have been more than enough to ensure the dick of the day award. Lucky for me the Yum Effect hadn’t been taken into consideration.
The Oxford English Dictionary describes the “Yum Effect” as;
-Being completely and utterly lost in what should be familiar surroundings and settings.
-Inability to see bright orange cones and chalk lines during rushes of blood to the head.
In a masterful exhibition of blur attacking Yum race off the end of the pitch not once but twice to the total amazement of spectators and team mates alike. As Yum strode to the line on his third attempt people averted their eyes or peered through gaps in their fingers in anticipation of the Yumification of another potential try. Luckily mercy prevailed thanks in part to the law of averages and a quick demonstration by Jun
A late kick off in the girls match meant Aien wasn’t available to catch the 6PPB back in action doing what they do best; winning games! Bucks Pilners were to be the day's opponents and consisted of some familiar faces from pre-season trial matches making each team very familiar with their respective opponents.
Bucks hoped to capitalize on last weekend and inflict a second defeat in a row on the 6PPB. However it wasn’t to be. To say the flood gates opened immediately would be an understatement as I don’t feel they were ever closed. The tries came thick and fast in a one sided first half. The only moment of reprieve for Bucks emerging through a classic display of koyak defending on my behalf allowing for an easy score, my bad! Allowing Bucks to stroll over our line against the run of play should have been more than enough to ensure the dick of the day award. Lucky for me the Yum Effect hadn’t been taken into consideration.
The Oxford English Dictionary describes the “Yum Effect” as;
-Being completely and utterly lost in what should be familiar surroundings and settings.
-Inability to see bright orange cones and chalk lines during rushes of blood to the head.
In a masterful exhibition of blur attacking Yum race off the end of the pitch not once but twice to the total amazement of spectators and team mates alike. As Yum strode to the line on his third attempt people averted their eyes or peered through gaps in their fingers in anticipation of the Yumification of another potential try. Luckily mercy prevailed thanks in part to the law of averages and a quick demonstration by Jun
The first half ended with 6PPB well up 6-1 so time to try out some SD’s Ninjas and Teapots.
The second half brought 4 more tries the best of which resulting from the aforementioned moves which when done correctly made the Bucks defence more disjointed than an English mans teeth. Some scored more than just tries…..
Good teamwork, an excellent display by Man of the Match Dave, orchestrating the moves allowed a return to winning ways for 6PPB taking the Bucks Pilners scalp 10-1.
As for Dick of the Day, need we say more…..
“GOOD JOB GUYS!!!!!!” (said in an annoying Californian accent)
1 comment:
it's hilarious man....haha
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