Six Pack vs Goodies

11th March, 2.40pm, Turf City

Round 4 Match Objective: Perfecting the Teamplay & Flow (NOT QUITE ACCOMPLISHED)
Score : 8-3

Playa of the Day: David Teo (hat-trick) & Jielun (playing w heart)

Dick of the Day: pls see at the end of the post

Play of the Day: The team try with all 6 players involved, passing the ball, running to the gap, drawing the oppo to score from one end of the wing to another.



The lime green outfit of the Goodies were to be this weeks victims although it wasn’t to be the one-sided onslaught 6PPB had hoped for. The early frustration was plain to see amongst the Goodies as 6PPB continually set up camp on their 5m line probing their defence for signs of weakness.

Not surprisingly it was a French man who was first to crack and admit defeat. In a momentary loss of self control the onion chopping Frenchie was issued his marching orders by a no nonsense Marli for a flurry of verbal insults.

Phases of brilliance soon followed from the 6PPB both from the individual (as demonstrated by David)……



as well as the whole team ……



Khairul got in the thick of the action by yet again turning defence into immediate attack with his trademark steal move, which is rapidly being known as “the Khairul”



However the Goodies didn’t just roll over. They regroup to cause the 6PPB a few blushes by scoring a quick brace leaving the score 4-2 at half time. A stern team talk at half time was needed to focus the team. The second half brought more of the same, some moments of brilliance followed by frustrating errors and sloppy defending.


David and Jielun lead by example and formed the backbone of creative play in the team thus being this weeks Men of the Match and deservedly so. The match ended 8-3 in favour of 6PPB.



It has come to my attention that Dick of the Day has become a more closely fought competition than Man of the Match. This week sees no less than 4 candidates competing for this prestigious prize, so in true Oscar tradition the nominees are;

Loo, for a warm up that has earned his “passive” reputation at California Fitness. (! Warning viewers must be 18 or over. Possible side effects upon clip exposure include nausea, vomiting, tongue swallowing, thoughts of suicide and for women abstaining from men!)



Green number 4, for being French and for a verbal assault on Marli and Millie that was more accustomed to a Quentin Tarantino film (parental guidance is advised)



Myself, for a shocking opening 3 minutes that saw a loop pass going to ground not Hadi, a certain try for Adam being squandered after another bad pass and the schoolboy error of dumping on no touch.



Junn, for gifting Bryan with Khairul try of his own. Although this was missed on the video nothing can escape the all seeing eye of our 6PPB satellite launched last week to spy on rival teams and provide Leander with match data to analyse.
6-Pack's satellite

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Xiang-Junn

urs ,

lovely Alan