Stain Boy

Of all the super heroes,

the strangest one by far,

doesn't have a special power,

or drive a fancy car.

next to Superman and Batman,

I guess he must seem tame.

But to me he is quite special,

and Stain Boy is his name.

He can't fly around tall buildings,

or outrun a speeding train,

the only talent he seems to have

is to leave a nasty stain.

Sometimes I know it bothers him,

that he can't run or swim or fly,

and because of this one ability,

his dry cleaning bill is sky-high.

-Tim Burton-