SMU Touch Carnival Report

A little overdue but thanks to David, we have a report, finally...

13 May, Sat, 12.00 pm - 6.30pm, Turf City

Group Matches:

I'm quite unclear bout how the games went, but I'm pretty sure that Eda showed her class to everyone at this stage of the tournament.

Also Yum had decided to step up his game and stepped up he did as he combined very well with his teammates. It was evident after much scrutinising of the crowd by Super Auntie, that it was WeiWei who probably gave him the much needed inspiration for the game.

Semi-Finals:

Am I high or is the guy beside me really wearing a gay top?

In the semis.... MaiNatsPayne beat the other team, Nothingterriffic.

It was the much eagerly anticipated match for MaiNatsPayne especially after the loads of shit stirring by Captain 'Super Auntie trying to step out of the Shadow' Chan. Player grabbing and stealing he went as the MaiNatsPayne Captain, Dave Marvel, went on an overseas SCC sponsored peace-keeping mission to strife-torn Pattaya. Proving his ability to do the despicable deed, he managed to steal the player who mattered most to Cappie Dave... she knows who she is. Coming back weary and groggy from the mission, Captain Dave soon found out that MaiNatsPayne were 3 Touch Singapore players and a Motivation (say wanna play my team) down.
MaiNatsPayne had playas who had relatively less than a year of competitive touch experience some with only 3 months experience.

Still MaiNatsPayne took it in their stride as they knew that any match between SRC teams would be played like a friendly. Unfortunately Captain 'Super Auntie' Arip had devised a diabolical plan of distraction as he dangerously engaged in pre-game psychological warfare. First, he used his highly secretive biological, svelte and gorgeous agent Ms Shazzle'A'Dazzle on the MaiNatsPayne Captain.

Thank goodness... her magic on him wasn't strong enough to break his desire to lead his team on. In the end.. she succumbed to his charm. Game set Match.. Double O Teo.

Well done there Cappie! In his own words "your agent cannot make it la... lukewarm". Hmmm something hotter next time i guess.

And if that was not enough!! 'Shortstop' had the audacity in placing everyone's favourite gay icon, 'Mr Buttcheeks' in front of the sweet and definitely not so gatal ladies of MaiNatsPayne. It was daring but it proved to be in vain. They were already in love with a certain match-winning angmoh.

You too, fatso... *slaps each other on the butt*

With everything said and done, MNP emerged victorious, a sterling performance... thanks to SRC's least favoured but most loved white boy, finishing off a brilliant solo effort after stepping, burning and diving past some really touch ladies. Typical English, no pride, but still taking it as it comes. We love you, Wigan.

Dust settled... I would just like to say... Well done Nittyriffic... u gals can really put up a fight.

Finals:

1-0 to the Barnabos. Anti-climax. Na bei.

It took some delayed reactions and a pair of experienced and also aged Wantoks to rewrite scriptures and lead the Barnabos to a gold. Someone in the crowd was heard during the prize-presentation saying "Nabei, 1 not enuff ar?" Which was soon followed by a serious debate among the intellectuals of what "jacking around" actually means.

Aye guys and gals from the both teams... Well Done! 2nd and 3rd! I know we expected better positions but overall it was a great bonding session for the sixpacks and ladies of both teams as we all got to play with each other and got to know the other playing styles better. Its probably a step closer to NTL 'Mixed Touch' if we're sending a team.

Six Packs- Communicate More!!! Talk alot in the Game!! Irritate the shit out of the opposition. Be Sheema. Big Voice... heh

Gals- Stay the Same....I already love you the way you are... some more than others... heh...

Playas of the Day - Khairul, Boo

Most Improved Playas - Eda, Hairul


- David