Thursday, August 10, 2006

Transfer Frenzy as NTL Season starts this Wednesday

As Teams begin their final preparations this week.. Team Managers, Captain and Coaches have been busy selling and buying new players.

This week we shall take a look at 6-Pack transfers, as they make the news with their swoops. We will also end this article with Part I of the interview with the busy and highly influential Captain Yohanes Leander.

They are coming in:

Bad Boy Gideon(Australian Premier League, Melbourne Manjens)(Free)
Chris ( RP)(undisclosed)-Youth Academy
Taufiq ( RP)(undisclosed)-Youth Academy
Edmund (SP)(undisclosed)-Youth Academy
Jit "POP" Wei(NUS)(a lil bit of convincing by the gf)
Lester "I've had enough of SAILORS"(Singapore Navy)(free)







Well they're not:
Andrew(SRC Contact)(gf's lacks of convincing skills)
Dennis(retiring)(work commitments)
Peter Walters(New Zealand)(Failed the Dope test)









They're Back:
After the intense fighting back home, the 2 war heroes who have dissappeared for some time are back


SUJAN(Attica)(claims he was back home, fighting)
Amila(Sri Lankan Airborne)





Is he Leaving?:

Yum(6-pack)(see below interview with Yohanes Leander)








Interview with Yohanes "Stallion" Leander

The 6-packian Times: You guys have been making buys that have left many puzzled.

Stallion: Oh? are you talking about gideon? I really feel he'll make a difference to the team. He's a quite a clever player u know.

The 6-packian Times: But given his off-field disciplinary record, do you think its wise to have "Laundry Bandit"Gid in your team?

Stallion: Common... everyone has their faults.. we have to give them a second chance... he might be the difference this season.

The 6-packian Times: ok.... Moving on...there have been rumours and complaints that you have been illegally poaching some young Republic Poly Players. You sure do like em young, don't you?

Stallion: errr... no comment...

The 6-packian Times: Aww..common...

Stallion: Okok i do like young boys.... to be in the team...Mixing the youth with experience u know... But i have definitely NOT made any illegal advances to the RP team. Its just that i think we have to set up a youth academy.. so that these players can move up to the senior team soon... especially if we lose some players to contact

The 6-packian Times: oh yeah... so whats this annoucement made by the T.W.C.S.A Team in their website that they have accquired the services of a certain Lee Yum Hwa?

Stallion : Thats completly rubbish!! I'll go all jihad on anyone from that team who said that. Lee Yum Hwa will stay where he belongs. And that is with me... Just the other day, Wanderers came in with a measly $2 bucks plus a player exchange for him...You know how bloody hard it was to train him after he graduated from Chao Yang? at least $5 la...show some respect

6-packian Times: Aye Jangan Tension brudder! Oh so who were they offering....?Weren't you not interested at all?

Stallion: Wei Wei... okok i would have taken the deal... if not for the fact that we are playing in the MEN's league, also we kinda need the extra vehicle to transport the guys to our clubhouse after the game. Unless Wanderers is offering us a free Mazda and homemade pizza and pasta everyweek, will i ever think of selling him.

To be continued next week with Part II, as we delve into the personal life of much soughted star player Lee and ask him about his how he feels about all the speculation of his future...

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