Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Unveiled! David "Integrity?" Teo

Good day, Friends and Fans of 6 Pack. It has been 2 months since the blog has been revived. We have received so many hits on the blog that it's overwhelming! Thank you all for your support! :)


When the blog was first revived and the first few articles published, fans took joy and pleasure in reading the articles. They made time at work/school/home (for those bumming) pass so much faster, and not to mention awesome abs exercises from laughing. And then they started to wonder... who is writing all this?! We said "oh it's Adam and David."

Now, everyone knows Adam. Remembered affectionately by his monikers, "Roadblock", "Hatchet Man" or "I wanna lose weight but I still eat hamburgers everyday" Chan. For those who still do not know this FAMOUS FIGURE, your punishment is to read every post in 6-pack 10 times for ignorance.


Everyone loves the big guy!
When we come to David, some ask (usually the younger ones) " Who the f*** is DAVID TEO? "Integrity" Teo?? Is he the one who ran away from camp with a rifle? Isn't he in DB now??"
Yes, it is very sad that people remember the latter and not the one who entertains you every week with his witty posts or some might say Gutter or Yellow Journalism. Refer to http://www.answers.com/topic/yellow-journalism for explanation.

So who is this guy? This guy who feeds on every piece of juicy/controversial news and turns it into an article? This guy who trolls my facebook for unflattering pictures of myself? Fret not, for this writer will unveil this character for you guys today!

Name - David Kenneth Teo
Alias - "Integrity" Teo (Self-proclaimed and not supported by this writer), "Sell Fish" Teo "Gutter" Teo (Not self-proclaimed but supported by this writer)
Age - 28
Height - 178cm
Weight - Not as favourable as the past.
Position - Winger/Link
Hobbies - Bumming (which includes writing posts for 6 Pack, updating Fantasy 6 Pack Stats, watching/wasting his time supporting a team called Liverpool and yes, Trolling Facebook for photos!)

Things you ought to know about him.

- Probably the only 6 Pack Star to be capped for Rugby and Touch.
- Co-Creator of Fantasy 6 Pack, the game which has taken the touch scene by storm.
- Ladies's Man

Dave turning it on, off the field.

I could write so much more but I will leave it to you guys (and future articles) to find out more about your favourite stars. STL resumes this Saturday ! Catch 6 Pack playing Bro Town!

P.S - This is the writer's first article for 6-Pack, he hopes that it has enlightened you and made your Tuesday a little brighter!

6 comments:

PinkishGal88 said...

lol,
Hilarious.

You definitely have to write more, Terence. A refreshing break from the gutters.

=)

Mr K said...

hahaha..good start toh..keep going!!!

leander said...

That guy who stole the rifle looks like Caleb.

Chris Tucker said...

All yall look alike.

Wathone Oo said...

omg david. that is a perfect picture of adam in the post. LOL and you forget to add in the nickname Adam Raiser Chan. poker nights remember? hahaha i am laughing so loudly. keep the good stuff up

-Wathone Oo

DaVid said...

hahaha,
Wathone, terence wrote this article.