I had a dream. A dream that a season would fly by without me ever walking on the disgraced footsteps of Chan, Toh and Sumantri. A dream brought crashing down because of a poorly executed 'carlos spencer' pass.
Maybe I should have shaved my legs.
I'm probably just packing larger equipment than Carlos,
or maybe I've got Yum's Hands.
We'll never really know.
Acceptance
In what must be the closest dick of the day battle ever (other than the time when it was Terence vs Terence vs Terence). I hereby accept the unceremonious victory of this DOTD award with the sourest of grapes, and would like to not thank the 17 people who engaged in cyber bullying and victimised me by abusing their voting privelleges.
To the kind people,
who were swayed by my campaign for your hearts and minds. You know, I know. =)
00.47-Chris Wall- the main antagonist, comments that he has "no comments" about Lee's failed dive at the try line.
00.58-Yum Hwa- deflects attention off himself by highlighting an error by his teamate. It took Lee a quick 11 mins to conjure this response. Incidentally the DOTD award this season, has not yet returned home to Lee-the most decorated 6-packian in the category to date.
01.48-Wafer Thin Ong laughs and nominates either Lee or Teo for the DOTD.
1.52- Yours truly musters his first defence by comparing the two offences.
07.37-Chris Wall remembers Terence's error and wakes up early to nominate. Chris Wall has nominated 2 players.
11.19-Chan is unable to locate snooze button and has risen to find so many contenders. He proposes a poll.
11.21- Chris Wall has nominated his third player, Gideon Loh. Who is probably the most unfortunate candidate.
While Chris Wall has enthusiastically put three of his teamates to the sword, he has also unknowingly destined himself for DOTD glory sometime this season. No, you can't antagonise so many people and expect to get away with it. It is too bad that I am unable to have a word with Chris this weekend about him keeping on over my tunnel ball/worm burner/carlos fail. Especially after the Easter Special, where yours truly wrote a highly favourable article on the man himself.
A final vote score of 17 to Yours truly, 15 to Gideon and 7 to Adam.
Lets draw a few conclusions to this vote.
1) Selfishness is apparently acceptable or this is indeed a popular vote.
2) SA boys cannot be trusted. Khairul, Liang Sheng, Akira engaged in Modern Day Judas behaviour, flip flopping between votes.
3)Erwyn Lam is a snitch also known as a tattletale.
4)Khairul does not know what 9am means, changing his vote AGAIN after the deadline.
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