Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Wacky Wednesday Fantasy Tips

We're back. Yes again, after a lengthy week of tipping absence. Its time for your Wacky Wednesdays with yours truly, Huat-2 out of 3-Teo. Now we know some of you are seemingly bothered and maybe a little bit flustered over the lack of fantasy news about team lists, positional information. Rest assured we'll be giving adequate tips that is 66 percent guarenteed correct. That according to our mathematical skills is the equivalent of  one tip that will go horribly wrong. We shall leave it to you the reader to decide which.


Huat Tip 1 -Terence Toh
Terence Toh,  an affinity for Scoring Big Lately?

Scoring a Fantasy record of 88-how coincidental?-points, Camel Toh turned in a brilliant performance against Brotown. Remembering to bring his game face along with his Jersey, Toh made an unfamiliar switch to link and capitalised on the ever widening gaps left by a tiring Bro-Town side. This weekend will see the quick feet of Toh being placed back in the middles as he goes against yet another side with willing but ageing legs. Fantasy 6-pack fully expects Toh to:

Firstly Bring his Jersey, then exploit slower opposition without prejudice and lastly to sucessfully attempt a behind the back pass. 

Round 5 Prediction: 55-65 points


Huat Tip 2-David Teo
Chilling out enjoying a beer with  Guoyong
Now yours truly will go where no other Tipster has gone before. I shall go a step further in my efforts to embrace the shamelessness typified by my past indiscretions and tip myself as a very Huat bet. Despite winning the dick of the day award, yours truly finished with an unprecedented 65 points last weekend, thus remaining as the top fantasy points scoring link. Yes, I have been working on my fitness and also ball-handling skills during the past few weeks which would explain an overflowing confidence in attempting flamboyant passes. I look forward to this weekend when that same pass comes off, and I win the play of the day.

Yes I will do it again. And no, yours truly doesn't learn from his mistakes. 

Round 5 Prediction: 50-60 points

Huat Tip 3-Adam Chan
THE GONGCHA INCIDENT

Adam Chan also known as Fat Chan, Road Block, Hatchet Man, Fat Fighters Chan and now after the GONGCHA/MaCCers INCIDENT-the Hamburglar, managed to score a hat-trick last weekend and finished off the game with another whopping fantasy score of 62. Yes, when Chan turns it on, he manages to squeeze that body of his through gaps. A scientific abnormally, one might say, although it is known to many that Chan does indeed possess a relatively speedy short burst that has led to considerable success on the pitch. Although we do hope for 6-pack and his future wife's sake, that he builds on his short burst success by adding some endurance to his fitness. That said, Chan also has the tendency to find himself at the right place, and the right moment to finish off tries. It won't be a surprise if he finishes as a Top Scoring player this weekend.



Round 5 Prediction: 50-60 points.

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