3 red cards in a row! Exactly what is going on, in the mind of former 6-pack star, Yap? Ever since he earned his orange jersey, he has decidely assumed dual responsibilities of playing and supervising the touch judges, reminding them constantly to their faces of their mistakes.
1) Can Yap distinguish between Refereeing and Playing?
2) Can there ever be a player/referee?
3) Is cussing the refs behind their backs out of fashion?
4) Is Joshua just a victim of rival touch judges?
4) Is Joshua just a victim of rival touch judges?
Much has been said about the summer transfer of Joshua Yap to Victorious Secrets. Coming to loggerheads with several members of his former team, his stormy relationship with Lee has recently been highlighted as the cause of his departure by the captain of the recently formed Victorious Secrets.
"errr I just wanted to get away from Yum's whinings." we all know your pain.
You reap what you sow
The seeds of discontent was sown when Yap was once thrown out of Lee's car, for jokes bordering on the edges of Lee's mental capacity. This kickstarted a period of torn friendship when Yap was constantly refused entry into the luxury of plush seats in a BMW X5 and had to adjust his life into a daily routine of pretending to be fast asleep on priority plastic seats in public trains after trainings.
Plush Leather Seats of a Yum's BMW X5
Man(not Joshua Yap), seen here in a Stomp photograph, asleep on a priority seat
6-pack Hierachy then reluctantly allowed a disillusioned Yap to leave the club and form a team with a highly misleading name that has led opponents and fans to fear the day when the team emulates their 6-pack heroes of old.
A Triumph-ant Return?
A stroke of genius?
"I believe Joshua's getting himself sent off 3 times in 3 games is a move that can only be described as genius. If he can train his team to play with only 5 players, imagine what they can do with 6. It was a mistake to sell Joshua. We could have picked him as Dick of the Day every week."- A contender of the Dick of the Year award wishing to remain anonymous.
A growing belief among 6-pack players is that, contrary to widespread thoughts, there exists a method to this madness from their shrewd former teamate.
A reason of Josh's angst perhaps?
It is thought that the Victorious Secrets team is a fit contigent and are getting fitter every week with each red card- compared to a resurgent 6-pack packed with experience but also saddled with excess pounds.
Yap may still have the final say and we won't be surprised if he gets sent off this weekend too.
Yap may still have the final say and we won't be surprised if he gets sent off this weekend too.
1 comment:
"train his team to play with only 5 players, imagine what they can do with 6."
WTH! Hahaha.
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