Friday, March 23, 2012

Fantasy Friday Mornings

Its Fantastic Fantasy Fridays once again! Its early in the morning and we know your seated in your office, whilst enjoying a freshly brewed cuppa thinking and rethinking your fantasy strategies. Therefore we have prepared a whole load of information for you today. Join us for the latest updates on the Fantasy 6-pack League as well as the usual news on players, their girlfriends, their injuries, their girlfriend's injuries and much more. Now if you're caught in a train, stuck in a bus or just prematurely counting down to lunch, its time to smile cuz we're back again.

But First.... Have you Buanged Suay?
Activity in the 6-pack camp has been high after the recent highlight of  the ill-fortune befalling Star Centre, Caleb Ong. It is said that some players have started seeking divine intervention. In the case of Defence Lynchpin Lee Yum Hwa, he has managed to sneak a much needed hair-cut into his busy schedule and has recently re-engaged the services of his long time good luck charm, Xu Xueting-who co-incidentally is also his girlfriend. We expect great things to come from the self proclaimed Keyman. We have also heard rumours that Terence Toh plans to have a hair-cut although he has claimed that he's not 'buanging suay' but just trimming his already short top.

WhatsAPlayerWithoutTheTeam, Spartans & Sexy time, have you done it yet?

Now while I do want to buang suay to the fantasy sidelines, a certain bad apple from my Fantasy 6-pack team. I am unable, namely due to a unfortunate technicality(putting mimi in the wrong position last weekend and the 2 changes rule), which has pretty much forced me to show some damn faith and hope that he bloody well remembers his jersey. Yes I'm still sore.

Injury Update
Finally, we've got some more than pleasant news, Elmo 'Baby Hatchet' Cheok has been sighted on his feet, up and running in 6-pack training yesterday and playing a friendly against NUS, it looks likely that he will make an appearance this saturday although it is hard to say whether it be on the field or the stands. It might be quite unrealistic to expect the Steps When Static Cheok to play after the massive pile-up at the ECP last week.

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