Last weekend team's performance was certainly eventful if not bemusing, suspect and physically damaging. Not for the first time ever, we've had a questionable player being the sole cause of disgusted faces, trespassing players being chased out of the shower facilities at the indoor football grounds by dodgy individuals and the rather surprising outcome to Round 1 of the commencing Fantasy 6-pack League-oddly defying the tip given by the most learned of all touch football punters, 'Justice' Chan.
Before we get cracking, here's a big up to the rookies-Akio and Alex having burst their try-scoring cherry last weekend. May your try scoring turn habitual and may it in turn score me, some much needed Fantasy Points.
Now lets do away with the pleasantries.
Pick of the Round
Sore. Just one word to cap my feelings about my pick as Fantasy Captain.
A dissapointment, odds are high that he will receive the drop from most Fantasy Managers.
Its hard to accept that Toh-the rising star-would even be considered for the award. Being one of the most consistent, responsible performers and leaving behind any off colour emotions before he crosses the sideline onto the field. He represents the safest "choice" for even the most pessimistic of all tipping analysts.
His background conjoined with the intense lobbying from the Fantasy Fridays Crew, resulted in a natural belief that was instantly turned into shock when Toh nervously uttered "eh i forgot to bring my jersey, can use this blue one or not?"
Collateral Damage
Cannot. Toh played 8 mins before being politely asked to sit out for the rest of the game by touch judges-none of whom could forgive and look past the different shades of blue. Yes, its a tremendous task.
Nonetheless, every action has a reaction and the covering players 6-pack side did admirably well despite having players who were still far from full fitness.
Failed Empathy
Though Terence apologised for his actions or rather lack of to be exact. He proudly claimed after "eh i did well considering, I only had 8 mins and I scored one try and an assist." His braggadocio dissapated into "no comment", the moment he became aware that yours truly was listening intently. Yes rule 1. anything you say, can and will be used against you in the blog.
Not walking the talk
Rule 2. "Anything you say, you do. Anything you say and you don't do, can and will be used against you in the blog".
"Terence and Taufiq said they will score from every quickie" Yanyi Kang(left), while commenting on a quickie involving the said personnel. Note that same quickie did not result in a try.
We certainly have Yanyi to thank for stepping up and giving an on camera testimony against Terence & Taufiq. Video will soon be made available.
Proving that Democracy works when manipulated the right way.
"Camel" Toh, the self given moniker "Talentoe" and finally "Choice" Toh are some of the nicknames fairly attached to the quick footed, steppy, tights wearing Terence. However, after last week's fiasco, we can safely say that more unsavoury terms such as "bu" Toh, "kepala Bu" Toh, "ccb" Toh has been added to his freshly expanded library of labels. You are the dick of the day.
This evening-Integrity Teo rants about corrupt shower attendants
4 comments:
Start counting the Fantasy points leeeeh.
will do. soon enough.
Author's note-the witness Yanyi Kang stands by her statement that Terence and Taufiq guarenteed a touchdown for every quickie.
dawei use spelling check next time
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