Unprecedented Capture leads to murmurs of Self-Politicking

While democracy sometimes brings strange results. This week's inaugural vote has a cause to be viewed with intense suspicion. Never in the history of 6-pack, has a player managed to bag the two awards which cannot be more distinct than the other. It's similar to winning the Oscars and the Razzies for the same movie role. That folks, is an oxymoron which just does not happen.

This brings to the fore, the player in question, a Mr Chan Adam Ariff Bin Hussein. It also creates focus about an on/off field intangible, 'Influence', or in this case, dare I say it? 'Unabashed and unrighteous Influence'. Whether or not it is right or wrong, is a contentious issue, we'll leave it to you, the reader to decide.

Rewind to 2006-Chan(second from right), proving that his tales of him being thin are Non-Fiction.

Playa of the Day
Despite having the good sense to nominate both Caleb and yours truly in the Playa of the Day category, Adam Chan proceeded to nominate HIMSELF in that category. Although he made a sharp run which was reminiscent of a past Adam, 4 years and 20 pounds ago. What he should have realised, was that his efforts wouldn't have gone unrecognised by many.

 Fast Forward to 2012. Fat Chan- notice how the years hasn't been kind to his cheeks, jawline, neck and forehead.

Dick of the Day
Lets recognise the spade and call it for what it is.A Face Saving Exercise, nothing more. Chan was destined for the Dick of the Day glory due to his failure in noticing that the team was a man up in attack. Instead he chose to engage in a series of comical belly flops, whatever glint of hope left after, crushed by the unamused and certainly disinterested touch judges.

Nevertheless, we should admire his natural ability to win a popularity contest. Not everybody knows how to influence one. "Fat Runner. Outrunning 3 players whose combined weight equals his."- Yes, this is the play of the day. But it is not the actual on field action that has won him that title. Rather his off-field humourous- however shameless- influence to win an award that had it sealed. Well done Mate.

"Fat Runner. Outrunning 3 players whose combined weight equals his."-Adam Chan, when nominating himself.

*This article is purely for satirical purposes and in no way meant to be defematory. Any accusations on the writer will be considered as a Media Witchunt.